She’s always run her life like it was a city park – open access for the harried and green-starved.
But, filling yet another bag with carelessly tossed litter, she realises: it’s time to charge admission.
Sympathy addicts – R1 000 per hour
Need To Dump On You users – R2 000 per hour
Need Advice But Never Use It, So Tell Me AGAIN repeat callers – R3 000 per hour
Take Their Frustrations Out On You repeats – R4 000 per hour
Too Lazy To Think For Themselves critics – R5 000 per hour
Joy Vampires – R10 000 per hour
Visitors who confuse kindness with weakness – BANNED
Concept Pirates – BANNED
She sits on a bench and enjoys the ordered, beautiful silence.